We stuck our fan favorite Whiskey Shots With Satan into a time machine and sent them into the future. We got Zero to Blitzed, these futuristic black sunglasses. They're perfect for everyone, even the AI robots who are currently on their way here from 2069 to takeover our feeble existence.

Mirrored Reflective Lenses
Mirrored lenses reduce glare, hide your eyes, and come in vibrant colors.

Made For Medium Noggins
Just-right midsize sunnies.

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No Slip
Crafted with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.

No Bounce
Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing during time travel.

All Polarized
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays from robot overlords.

All Future
A futuristic one-lens frame that’ll convince people you traveled here from the future to warn us about the AI takeover.

From Zero to Blitzed