The Best Prescription For Gainz:
We get it. You go to the gym for 3 hours a day so you can look down and see 6-12 abs. If you commit to doing an insane amount of burpees, you can bet you'll do every last one of them. That (and these black frames glasses with bourbon-colored lenses) is what it takes if you wanna be the best. Introducing Beezlebub's Bourbon Burpees (because even the Rx squad needs a drink sometimes).

Bamf Gs: Beast [Bleeping] Goodrs
With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons.

Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Tall & Wide Heads
Best for OCRs, PBRs

No Slip:
A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.

No Bounce:
Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.

All Polarized:
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

Reflective Lenses:
Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.

No Demogorgans:
100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.

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