Mint Julep Electroshocks

The Rehab Plan To Rule Them All:
Unfollow that Instagram famous fitness star who keeps telling you to “stretch” and “eat healthy” and start taking notes. We’ve got the workout rehab plan that’ll get you those sweet sweet gainz. The plan is simple, slam two mint juleps, throw on these green and teal sunnies, and ride the lighting.

Bfgs: Beast F*cking Goodrs
With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons.

Gradient Dark Lenses
For Tall & Wide Heads
Best for OCRs, PBRs

Bigger Frames, Better Coverage.

No Slip:
A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.

No Bounce:
Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.

All Polarized:
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

Gradient Lenses:
Lenses that are dark up top and light on bottom protect your eyes without losing the ability to view hazards in the shadows.

No Demogorgans:
100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.