Threaten Me With a Good Time

Threaten everyone with a good time with these light pink vintage-inspired square aviator frames with brown, non-reflective lenses. Won't slip or bounce while you hustle at the roller rink like it's 1979. It's like everything is new again.

Made for Medium Noggins:
Just-right midsize sunnies.

Non-Reflective Lenses:
Reduces glare to prevent squinting while you're sprinting.

Frame Measurements:
Check the exact size of these frames.

No Slip:
We use a special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

No Bounce:
Our frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while crushing any workout.

All Polarized:
We use glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection that block 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

All Retro:
Square aviator frames that blend the past with the present, creating dangerous time paradoxes.