Extreme Dumpster Diving

Pssst...C'mere. Crazy eddy wants to tell you a secret. Extreme dumpster diving is the next big thing!!!!! Need a new laptop? The dumpster behind the water reclamation plant is a gold mine. Grab a cell phone too! Just remember to put on your wrap g sunnies first. They won't fog up on the steamiest of heads or in the foulest of stenches.

Made For Medium Noggins
Just-right midsize sunnies.

Non-Reflective Lenses
Reduces glare to prevent squinting while you're sprinting.

Frame Measurements
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No Slip
Constructed with a special grip-coated frame and temple grips to eliminate slippage from lava-induced sweat when volcano surfing.

No Bounce
Fitted, lightweight frame with a removable nose piece and two sizing options to prevent bouncing while alligator wrestling and/or cycling.

All Conditions
Polarized wraparound lens with extreme anti-fog coating and glare-reducing uv400 protection so you're covered in even the most extreme conditions.

All Extreme
The Only Sunglasses Daring Enough To Grace The Face Of The Most Extreme Of The Extreme.