Look Ma, No Hands!

Bringing tentacles to a fistfight is a sure way to whoop some ass!!! You're outnumbered!!! Outmuscled!!! Out-fill-in-the-flocking blank!!!! Rahhrhhrhhghghgh!!!! Your fists mean nothing here, human!!! Nothing!!! You're as fragile as a coral reef!!! Your salty tears will flavor margaritas at the victory brunch!!! Bring your best fighter and watch them get drop-kicked with ease!!! Wooooooo!!!!! Look ma, no hands!!!!

Mirrored Reflective Lenses
Mirrored lenses reduce glare, hide your eyes, and come in vibrant colors.

Made For Bigger Noggins
Wider Fit for Larger Heads.

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No Slip
Constructed with a special grip-coated frame and temple grips to eliminate slippage from lava-induced sweat when volcano surfing.

No Bounce
Fitted, lightweight frame with a removable nose piece and two sizing options to prevent bouncing while alligator wrestling and/or cycling.

All Conditions
Polarized wraparound lens with extreme anti-fog coating and glare-reducing uv400 protection so you're covered in even the most extreme conditions.

All Extreme
The only sunglasses daring enough to grace the face of the most extreme of the extreme.