Scream If You Hate Gravity

Remember when you were young and carefree and your boobs used to stand up and say hello when you walked into a room instead of staring shyly at the floor?! Remember when you could take a walk without playing hacky sack with your own sack?! Us too!!! F*ck gravity!!!! Relive your perky past by embracing some exxxxxtreeeeeme sports and exxxtreme wrap g sunnies. Jump out of that plane with your middle fingers blazing and scream if you hate gravity!!!

Mirrored Reflective Lenses
Mirrored lenses reduce glare, hide your eyes, and come in vibrant colors.

Made For Bigger Noggins
Wider Fit for Larger Heads.

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No Slip
Constructed with a special grip-coated frame and temple grips to eliminate slippage from lava-induced sweat when volcano surfing.

No Bounce
Fitted, lightweight frame with a removable nose piece and two sizing options to prevent bouncing while alligator wrestling and/or cycling.

All Conditions
Polarized wraparound lens with extreme anti-fog coating and glare-reducing uv400 protection so you're covered in even the most extreme conditions.

All Extreme
The only sunglasses daring enough to grace the face of the most extreme of the extreme.