We're All Mad Down Here

Welcome to the Flaming Flamingo music festival!!! This is Luna, a crystal healer who will lose her phone by midnight. This is Sage, a yoga instructor who will plant in front of the first stage he sees and dance for 11 hours. This is Thistle, a lantern puppet maker who will rush from stage to stage, thinking her friends are behind her, but they're not. And this is Carl, a sunglasses mogul in a very convincing flamingo costume who has the plug for that good sh*t: Psychedelic Psunnies. Go ahead. Take one. We're All Mad Down Here.

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1. NO SLIP We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2. NO BOUNCE Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3. ALL POLARIZED Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4. ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL Whatever persona you're channeling, we guarantee no one wearing Circle G goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.