I Pickled These Myself

The Dream Of The Circles Is Alive:
Which came first: the Portlandia episode, or the picklers? This age-old question has plagued humankind for centuries. So...hmm...actually, guess that means it was probably the picklers that came first since tv didn’t exist yet. Phew, what a relief. Glad we solved that for one for you today. (Oh, and eggs, eggs came first if you still haven’t figured out that other one.)

Welcome To Carl's Inner Circle:
Introducing the new Circle Gs! We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re doing squats with a dog in your arms or sipping a nitro cold brew.

Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Road, Trail, or Avocado Toast Runs

No Slip:
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

No Bounce:
Our frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.

All Polarized:
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays, because you deserve the best.

All Hipster/Influencer/Dystopian Future Rebel:
Whatever persona you're channeling, we guarantee no one wearing Circle G goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.