Nessy's Midnight Orgy

As You Wish, Your Majesty:
Whatever Queen Nessy wants, Queen Nessy gets. And usually, that's sweet Loch Ness Monster teal skin on skin. Mmmmmm...that sounds good, so we made these teal on teal shades to sneak into the mix...you want in?

Legendary Serpent Meets Legendary Sunnies:
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're haulin' tail down a mountain trail or drinking scotch in Loch Ness.

Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs

No Slip:
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

No Bounce:
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

All Polarized:
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

No Leopards:
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).