Stop, Drop, and Scroll

When you're messing around at home and your boss calls...Stop, Drop, and Scroll! Works 60% of the time, every time. Throw these circle blue light-blocking glasses on and it'll appear you're mid-TPS report. No one will question your productivity.

No Slip:
Constructed with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.

No Bounce:
Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you sprint for that 3pm nitro cold brew.

Blue Light Blocking:
These lenses protect against the alleged dangers of blue light, making you look smart, (even if you’re just spaced out at your desk).

All Hipster:
Hip circle frame style that screams "ask me about my vinyl collection" (record player not required.)