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The Butt Napkins There Will Be Blood, Mud, & Crud Kit is a pocket-sized first aid kit for trail runners and hikers who'd rather deal with trips, slips and spills on the spot. It packs bandages, cleaning wipes, sting relief and sunscreen into one tiny bundle, with a sense of humour to match the name.
It's built for running and hiking trails, road trips and urban adventures, anywhere a minor cut or muddy mishap could cut a day short. Patch up a scrape, clean your hands, calm an insect bite and top up your sunscreen without digging through your whole pack. Everything lives in one compact kit, plus a disposable bag so you can carry the mess out.
Feet more of a worry? The Patch Up Pack is the blister-focused kit, and The Code Brown Bag covers bathroom emergencies.